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About Me Member Procrastinator crkhdjmanMale/United States Recent Activity
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ok quick review of the year. that's right it's been over a year since my last journal.

last fall i went thru emt school. i'm currently working on getting nationally certified.

this spring i went thru fire school. i'm currently state certified from the florida state fire marshal.

this summer i went to rope rescue 1. i hung off the white tropicana buildings 8 stories up. we made the palm beach post. my pic didn't make it in bc of my gigantic tongue. one of the people there from slcfd's technical rescue team was really nice to me, luckily she's friggin' HOT. check her out at [link] . she was awesome to talk to, she taught me alot of stuff about high-angle rescue. i'm currently taking survey of the human body and i'm trying to find a few fem "study buddies." and yes that line has worked for me. next week i'm taking confined space rescue. w00+!

i've got awesome pics from fire school, but i also have dial-up, sooo...it may be a while until i get to a dsl connection to post them. they're BIG pics. OH, also i'm now a weezer promoter. =w=. gotta add that in there.

oh and i forgot to mention, this past spring, my one-time bestfriend, jordan, stabbed me in the back over a chick. funny thing is, she was using him too. so when everything started to work out for them, the challenge and scandal went away and she dropped his bitch ass. she was a hot blonde georgia peach. fyi, in this case, georgia peach means slut from the state of georgia. but don't worry, i'm not BITTER or anything. i have the worst luck with women...

speaking of bad luck with women...i talked to stacy the other day. actually i think i still have her pic posted around here somewhere...anyway, she's moved to boston bc her dad's back on crack again. she's engaged and only 18-9ish. but she has to come back sometime to pick up her stuff from her dad's place. so i'll prolly pick her up from the airport, maybe let her crash at my house, then go load up her stuff. could be a real bad situation if her dad is whacked out while we're around. i plan on toting my pistola, well hidden of course. florida finally got smart with the self-defense laws. i can't stand it when people let chems take over their lives. if you don't have the bawlz to stand up and live your own life, then you're not a man. when you're on drugs, you're not even human, you become primal, nothing more than an animal that can talk or at least slur words.

wulp if everything works out, it looks like i might get a job at st lucie county fire dept. i haven't put in an app yet, but most of my instructors work there and they all say they like how i work. plus i should have my 2 yr deg by this fall. from there i can finish the rest of the technical rescue classes, like hazmat and high angle rescue, and go to paramedic school. in other words, by the time i'm done, i'm gonna be one badass firefighter! i guess it also helps when your stepdad's a lieutenant and you know the chief personally. but that stuff just makes me try harder to make sure it's my actions that prove who i am. i don't want to be labeled as one of the kids that got hired bc of their daddy or who they know. that's just not me. i've got some letters of recommendation from some of the guys i've worked with. that reminds me, i need to make sure it's okay with them if i use them.

that's it. that's my year in review. i hope you're not thoroughly bored and are considering killing yourself, remember if you do, tho, i wanna be there to cart you off to the hospital. so at least save it until i'm hired on somewhere. =] just kidding, don't be stupid. have fun, don't die as p0dunk would say. i should call him. eh, oh well. byeee.

-JDub

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  • Current Residence: PSL, FL
  • Interests: See Favorite Movie
  • Favourite movie: Snatch
  • Favourite band or musician: the weez =w=
  • Favourite genre of music: rock
  • Favourite photographer: caustic
  • Favourite style of art: photography
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Winamp
  • Skin of choice: stratum corneum
  • Favourite game: kotor 2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spike from Cowboy Bebop
  • Personal Quote: hmmm...that kinda reminds me of wild hickory nuts...
  • Tools of the Trade: my crotch and my sony cybershot f717

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:iconchasingjaeyd:
Hello from Florida, 'n' all that. :)

~Jaeyd

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"Go - not knowing where. Bring - not knowing what. The path is long, the way unknown." ~ Russian Fairytale
"'But the Emperor has nothing on at all!' cried the child." ~ Hans Christian Anderson
Look! *points* My icon looks like me!
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:iconcermelic:
Test 1, 2

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:iconinmyroom:
thanks for the watch :)
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:iconrjupiter:
:wave: Hello my fellow FL baby :kiss:
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:iconcrkhdjman:
hehe it's funny what you can miss when you go away for a couple of days. yunno they put salt peter in the gatorade at boot camp so you don't mess with the female recruits. salt peter keeps you down and can make it shrink.

so THERE, tiny...

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w00+! who loves the weez?! =w= <script src="http://data.gffn.com/team/weezer/banner.asp?size=200"></script>
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:iconcermelic:
:-o LIAR! ;-)

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:iconcermelic:
btw its not smaller ;-)

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:iconcaustic:
That is not what I've heard.
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:iconcermelic:
on deck?

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:iconcrkhdjman:
whytF would i want to imagine a 9" sac on my face. i'd rather imagine it one someone else's. like, oh say, jumbodong's.

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w00+! who loves the weez?! =w= <script src="http://data.gffn.com/team/weezer/banner.asp?size=200"></script>
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